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I Love Being the Introverted Friend
There was a time growing up when I was not the introverted friend. Something about being in the closet makes you, or me at least, overcompensate with volume, attitude, and arrogance. I spent the first 12 years of my life not knowing anything about sexuality at all, only to feel like an outlier and something different, basically overnight. In that moment, I immediately became a mean person - overly defensive, spontaneously aggressive, and generally just vicious. BUT, I left hi
Jun 295 min read
Do you make AI portraits of yourself? You might be a giant loser.
What an interesting time to be alive; we've reached the height of technological advancements as they relate to our phones, the cameras attached to them, and their quality. Yet, as we've begged and pleaded for each new $1,000+ iPhone year after year, based on a new lens or .0002 megapixel resolution improvement, it seems the general population just realized that yes, the sharper your camera's resolution, the more the pores and wrinkles will show on your face, and that simply m
Feb 94 min read


Penn Station, Sniffies, and Everyone Forgot What Cruising Is.
Have you heard the latest news? Fascist pigs are arresting gays at the Penn Station urinals! If this isn't a sign of the rising tides of gay hatred and the camps we all await, what else could be a more clear indicator? If you haven't picked up on the sarcastic tone yet, get into it folks. In all seriousness, the gay community faces the same, if not worse, dangers than in the past few decades past, which makes bearing witness to this story's unfolding all the more unbearable.
Sep 30, 20253 min read
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